So, Where Do You Live? What Do You Do?
By James Fallows

When we were in Greenville SC recently, I was surprised to learn that a very common follow-up to the greeting of “How do you do?” or “Nice to meet you,” is the question “Where do you go to church?” I wrote about it here.

Lots of you wrote in about this question, “Where do you go to church?” Some of you considered the question to be intrusive* and even offensive. From a reader in Washington DC: "If someone asked me 'Where do you go to church?' I'd be flummoxed* at least and offended at worst." Others were not at all flummoxed, and wondered why I would be surprised. And on a web forum at city-data.com discussing just this question, writers from places as distinct as rural Maine and Kentucky said this expression is commonly heard.

Many more of you reported other queries* that you would be likely to say or hear in your own hometowns. So far, I would say that your suggestions fall into 3 different categories: social orientation, work, and neutral territory. ....I am referring to general conversation openers that aim for a sweet spot between impersonal and too personal, between vapid* and too pungent*.)



Social orientation: The two women I met in Greenville SC, interpreted the real meaning of “Where do you go to church?” as something to orient you socially, like “Who are your people?” or “Where do you fit in?” A New Yorker who posted on the city-data forum echoed this and suggested the socially orienting analogy there might be pizza: “It's just like someone asking you what grocery store you go to or what pizzeria (New Yorkers love pizza) you go to,” she wrote.

Readers far afield have other candidates. One reader from Hawaii writes that among those who grew up on Oahu, the question is: "Where did you go to high school?" Same from a reader from New Orleans. “Where’d you go to school?” he clarified, means high school, not college.

In Boston, a reader says “Where do you live?” elicits* a single name from the 351 towns around Boston. “If you live in Somerville, you say Somerville; you would never say 'near Cambridge.'” I’m guessing that in Boston, people are fishing for the same kind of information as in my hometown of Washington DC. Sometimes we look for geography, but more often, I think, our mental maps outline the culture and lifestyle of suburbs or neighborhoods.

Work: “So, what do you do?” wrote another reader from Washington DC. I heartily agree that in Washington DC, this is the default question. Everyone here knows that it is a not-so-veiled* way of assessing power and connections, the currency of the town.

Interestingly, in Burlington VT, people said this same question actually means “What do you do for hobbies?
A bi-coastal resident writes that in the Bay area as well as Manhattan, the version of the work question is a fill-in-the-blank: "And you’re with… ?" And lest you misinterpret, she writes, “this refers not to the person who brought you to the gathering, still less to your spouse or companion, but to your work affiliation.”

Neutral-ground: There is the totally tame: “How ‘bout this weather!” Or the slightly more risky: “How ’bout that game!” A version from the small-town south: “How you getting along?” And from a larger town, where everyone doesn’t know everyone: "So how do you know [the host]?" One big-city reader suggests this question is not so innocent, but can actually be a useful probe: “We're a networking city and even small events are often big.”

A resident of VT explained a Burlington-specific question, “How did you get here?” This isn’t meant to be prying*, she said, it’s rather that so many people have a back story of how they finally landed in Burlington. But it’s also a little tricky, a question you would warm up to, instead of one you ask right off the bat. Interestingly, when we were in Alaska last year, people told us that you never ask that question, since the backstory could be sketchy.

Finally, one weary-sounding man who has lived all over the south, southwest, and even the east wrote in: "It never occurred to me … that Hello/How Do You Do might have any formulaic follow-up. So, to answer the question, in my experience the answer is 'Nothing.'"

We’d like to hear from you, to help fill in the grid of who says what where. Please email me, with your geographic coordinates, at Debfallows at gmail.
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Source: The Atlantic By James Fallows, Feb. 11, 2014


Annotations:
* intrusive - aufdringlich
* flummoxed -perplex
* queries - Fragen, Anfragen
* vapid - nichtssagend
* pungent - penetrant
* to elicit - hervorrufen, auslösen
* not-so-veiled - nicht so verschleiert
* prying - neugierig


Assignments:
1. Find all the questions from the text which would follow the general greeting like "How do you do" and comment on them, taking specific account of residents in Washington, D.C.
2. What do these 'second' questions suggest about Americans? How would British people react on such questions?
3. What difference do you know of between Germans and Americans/the British? Would you be happy if Germans would also be that 'inquisitive'?